In the Car with Grammy and Sunny (translation provided)

cereal... check, water... check, caterpillar... check

Today Sunny and I spent a lot of time in the car together. She is a great car passenger, but she talks the entire time. Here is a sample of our stimulating conversation:

S: Bammy, Bammy drive? (Bammy=Grammy)

G: Yes, Grammy's driving...

S: Drive Bammy, drive.

G: Drive Grammy, drive.

S: Go, Bammy, go, vroom, vroom (this as I take off from a red light)

G: Go Grammy, go.

S: Wheee! Bammy drive. (this as I turn a corner)

G: Yes, Grammy's driving.

S: Gramps drive?

G: No, Grammy's driving.

S: Gramps?

G: Gramps is at work.

S: Mommy?

G: Mommy is at work.

S: Papi?

G: Papi's at work.

S: Daisy?

G: Daisy's at home.

S: Duke?

G: Duke's at home.

S: Doggie? (meaning Rascal)

G: Rascal's at home.

S: Kitty Cat?

G: Kitty Cat's at home.

S: Oh, OK! (pause) Begin conversation again as above from Daisy? Repeat through Kitty Cat's at home.

G: Let's try something new. Let's count.

G: One

S: Two

G: Two

S: Five

G: Three

S: Five

G: Four

S: Five

G: Five!

S: Five!

I know. It boggles the mind that I'm as sane as I am...